Alle's Days

Woah.

berdaswintha:

Dol Amroth spam coming up!  And probably some more areas of Gondor, once I get my fill of Dol Amroth (pft I know it sounds crazy).
BUT FIRST.  Let’s talk about this woman.  You’ve gone through the Paths of the Dead, and nothing bothered you.  Few bears here and there in Gondor, seems pretty easy, right?  You want to get to Dol Amroth by the shortest road (which is a bit long anyway), and you’re busy looking at the scenery.  Enjoying yourself quite a lot aren’t you?  Well, my friend.  Then you meet her.  Yeah, she’s got a fancy new shoulder cloak thing, BUT DON’T LET THAT DISTRACT YOU.  She’ll tell you that the road up ahead is dangerous.  Dangerous you say?  Perhaps she hasn’t heard of you.  You are a renowned -insert class here-, you’ve traveled almost all of Middle Earth, saved Wildermore, rebuilt Hybolt, taken hobbits to Isengard and evacuated dwarves from Moria!  You think, you scoff at her, that you can handle yourself.
So you keep going.  Oh, what’s that up ahead?  Perhaps a little orc camp.  Pft.  PUSHAH.  Orcs.  You’ve killed thousands of orcs.  You’ve got a fast mount and you’re in a hurry, not time for—wait, they’re men.  PFT, even less threatening.  Oh, well, there are a lot of them.  Maybe you should run faster now.  There are a quite a lot of them and oh damn they have a lot of morale there.  Oh, and some spirits.  Well.  So they’re shooting a lot of arrows at you.  Heh, well, war steed right?  They can’t dismount you.
And then.
You see it.
The troll lumbering down the road.  The road in a very narrow pass.  RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!  
This message has been brought to you by a hobbit who didn’t want to take the long way to Dol Amroth.

berdaswintha:

Dol Amroth spam coming up!  And probably some more areas of Gondor, once I get my fill of Dol Amroth (pft I know it sounds crazy).

BUT FIRST.  Let’s talk about this woman.  You’ve gone through the Paths of the Dead, and nothing bothered you.  Few bears here and there in Gondor, seems pretty easy, right?  You want to get to Dol Amroth by the shortest road (which is a bit long anyway), and you’re busy looking at the scenery.  Enjoying yourself quite a lot aren’t you?  Well, my friend.  Then you meet her.  Yeah, she’s got a fancy new shoulder cloak thing, BUT DON’T LET THAT DISTRACT YOU.  She’ll tell you that the road up ahead is dangerous.  Dangerous you say?  Perhaps she hasn’t heard of you.  You are a renowned -insert class here-, you’ve traveled almost all of Middle Earth, saved Wildermore, rebuilt Hybolt, taken hobbits to Isengard and evacuated dwarves from Moria!  You think, you scoff at her, that you can handle yourself.

So you keep going.  Oh, what’s that up ahead?  Perhaps a little orc camp.  Pft.  PUSHAH.  Orcs.  You’ve killed thousands of orcs.  You’ve got a fast mount and you’re in a hurry, not time for—wait, they’re men.  PFT, even less threatening.  Oh, well, there are a lot of them.  Maybe you should run faster now.  There are a quite a lot of them and oh damn they have a lot of morale there.  Oh, and some spirits.  Well.  So they’re shooting a lot of arrows at you.  Heh, well, war steed right?  They can’t dismount you.

And then.

You see it.

The troll lumbering down the road.  The road in a very narrow pass.  RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!  

This message has been brought to you by a hobbit who didn’t want to take the long way to Dol Amroth.

Oh I am so glad I made my Gondorian a minstrel and a Scholar… *_*

gotthatsouthernhospitality:

yea she a fucking badass lmao

wow.

sentimental-slop:

takethisandeatit:

-Sam Harris, The God Debate II, vs. William Lane Craig.
Watch the full debate here

Woah so smart this has really changed my perspective on things

Gonna assume

sentimental-slop:

takethisandeatit:

-Sam Harris, The God Debate II, vs. William Lane Craig.

Watch the full debate here

Woah so smart this has really changed my perspective on things

Gonna assume

A system of morality which is based on relative emotional values is a mere illusion, a thoroughly vulgar conception which has nothing sound in it and nothing true.
Socrates (via panatmansam)
sentimental-slop:

hislittleflower-throughconcrete:

apesoformythoughts:

“Wherever there is animal worship there is human sacrifice.” – G.K. Chesterton

This is so interesting, true, and conveys something I’ve failed to put in to words. So many of my more liberal peers are staunch animal rights activists, yet find babies “annoying” and “disgusting” and consider them to be mere burdens to their lifestyle.
Such impoverished lives.

I probably love animals more than the average person (I coo over my animals and talk to them like babies and spoil them), but I find it disgusting when people love animals but are pro-choice.

sentimental-slop:

hislittleflower-throughconcrete:

apesoformythoughts:

“Wherever there is animal worship there is human sacrifice.” – G.K. Chesterton

This is so interesting, true, and conveys something I’ve failed to put in to words. So many of my more liberal peers are staunch animal rights activists, yet find babies “annoying” and “disgusting” and consider them to be mere burdens to their lifestyle.

Such impoverished lives.

I probably love animals more than the average person (I coo over my animals and talk to them like babies and spoil them), but I find it disgusting when people love animals but are pro-choice.

devildoll:

aspecialplaceinhale:

goldicrocs:

tumblr mobile

Im on mobile so I don’t know if the pic is actually of something, or if it’s legit just a stupid gray box

and the circle is complete

devildoll:

aspecialplaceinhale:

goldicrocs:

tumblr mobile

Im on mobile so I don’t know if the pic is actually of something, or if it’s legit just a stupid gray box

and the circle is complete

ladybuhg:

no arms, no fucks. I’ll still fukin drive all day every day. #theyseemerollin #theyhatin #yolo #swag

How’d they all learn how to drive so well? Weren’t they in prison when Satomobiles were invented?

ladybuhg:

no arms, no fucks. I’ll still fukin drive all day every day. #theyseemerollin #theyhatin #yolo #swag

How’d they all learn how to drive so well? Weren’t they in prison when Satomobiles were invented?

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Epic Disney Medley - Peter Hollens & Alex G Acappella

I’m in a Disney mood, so here ya go followers. :D

dispatchesfromcongress:

(It just hit me that it was entirely appropriate to attach this text to Abigail “Remember the Ladies” Adams.

You meant “inappropriate” right? :/

dispatchesfromcongress:

(It just hit me that it was entirely appropriate to attach this text to Abigail “Remember the Ladies” Adams.

You meant “inappropriate” right? :/

crabbyjammies:

gymnosofi:

mypatientvessel:

Dude.

My dad was telling me about these girls at his old college who invented a nail polish that paints on clear, and if you stir your drink with your finger with the nail polish on, it will react with the “Date Rape” drug and turn red.

Dude. It’s genius.

http://www.2lovemylips.co.uk/

I saw this before and didn’t reblog it because it didn’t have anything to say how but now that there is a link saying how I wil reblog it.

Ah, science. :)

letstalkaboutdisney:

this is love ♥

You all started humming along and you know it.