Alle's Days
tarassein:

stunningpicture:

Lions pretend to be hurt by the bites of their young to encourage them.

this put the biggest smile on my face

Its like real life Mufasa and Simba!

tarassein:

stunningpicture:

Lions pretend to be hurt by the bites of their young to encourage them.

this put the biggest smile on my face

Its like real life Mufasa and Simba!

darkknightguardianofgotham:

chelle-the-zbornak-queen:

nowacking:

Good Guy Burglar

no you don’t understand.
he fully knew that he’d be arrested for breaking and entering but he still reported this.
he know he’d go to jail, but he put human decency before his own freedom and called out this disgusting sexual perversion.
and if you don’t think that’s the tightest crap ever get out of my face.



Not gonna lie, mainly reblogging for that Joker cap.
But good on the robber, I guess? He has standards, apparently.

darkknightguardianofgotham:

chelle-the-zbornak-queen:

nowacking:

Good Guy Burglar

no you don’t understand.

he fully knew that he’d be arrested for breaking and entering but he still reported this.

he know he’d go to jail, but he put human decency before his own freedom and called out this disgusting sexual perversion.

and if you don’t think that’s the tightest crap ever get out of my face.

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Not gonna lie, mainly reblogging for that Joker cap.

But good on the robber, I guess? He has standards, apparently.

a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

sadiehd:

unlockaflockofwords:

Always reblog The Princess Bride

mawwiage

MOST QUOTABLE MOVIE EVER

Total classic, this one. Loved every second of it.

Sifki AU: Loki as a LOTR Elf with warrior Sif
Anonymous

norationalthoughtrequired:

This prompt was simultaneously very fun and very terrifying, as I have never written an AU before and never written any LOTR fic before. So I hope this works! (Set years and years and years after everyone we know in LOTR is dead. Although I figured that Gondor would not have women in their armies in, for example, Denethor’s days, Aragorn was probably enlightened enough, and knew enough badass women, that I could see him relaxing any such restrictions.) (Also, Sif’s sword is called Ancalimë, which means “great light” in Quenya and was also the name of the first Ruling Queen of  Númenor, at least according to my Complete Guide to Middle-Earth. I think that tribute is appropriate for Sif! And now that I’ve outed myself as a massive LOTR nerd, I’ll nip off and let you all get on to the fic!)

Loki perched on the edge of their bed and watched Sif with a pensive frown on his face as she moved about their chambers, folding extra shirts and clean scraps of cloth that could be used as makeshift bandages or tourniquets into her pack.  He had stayed silent ever since Sif broke the news that she and the ‘Warriors Three’ (as her closest friends styled themselves) were being sent with a couple of regiments of Gondor’s army to fight an increasing number of Haradrim who had gotten full of themselves and decided to menace South Ithilien.  But she could tell that Loki was just itching to say something, warn her off of going, and he did not disappoint.

“I suppose that it would be an exercise in futility to ask you to forget this foolish endeavor, leave the army, and run away with me to Rivendell.  Or somewhere else!  It does not have to be Rivendell.  I have always found Harlond, on the Gulf of Lhûn, to be particularly underrated.”  Loki’s words were lighthearted on the surface, but Sif knew him well enough to sense the underlying tension.  (And also, the way he grasped the book of Shire poems that rested in his lap so tightly his knuckles were white was a bit of a giveaway.)

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This is several of my favorite things all wrapped into one. thank you. :)

thecatholicbadwolf-whowaited:

gwenlightened:

golden-zephyr:

z33r0:

areyouahauntedpotato:

ozyreads:

stankface:

mentation:

n4maste:

i think its cool that theyre both black

My history professor told me there are 300 shades of African skin, I believe him. 

FINALLY!
A fucking pic that doesn’t fetishize albinos!!!! I never thought I’d live to see the day tbh.

* that is an amazing visual

* what I thought those people were painted
Holy cow is that their real skin human diversity is amazing

This is gorgeous.

From Samuel Slider :
“It’s pretty incredible to think of how diverse humans are, but perhaps one of the ways we’re most diverse is skin color. A picture of Papis Loveday and Shaun Ross, shows that better than most. Shaun Ross is an albino model, who also happens to be African. He has, perhaps, the whitest skin of any human being. Meanwhile, Papis Loveday has what looks to be the darkest skin of any human being. Quite impressive to look at”
Lamutamu.com has a bunch of photos of their photoshoot!!!

I love this.

They’re so beautiful

Assumed it was makeup on the guy on the right. Wow.

thecatholicbadwolf-whowaited:

gwenlightened:

golden-zephyr:

z33r0:

areyouahauntedpotato:

ozyreads:

stankface:

mentation:

n4maste:

i think its cool that theyre both black

My history professor told me there are 300 shades of African skin, I believe him. 

FINALLY!

A fucking pic that doesn’t fetishize albinos!!!! I never thought I’d live to see the day tbh.

* that is an amazing visual

* what I thought those people were painted

Holy cow is that their real skin human diversity is amazing

This is gorgeous.

From Samuel Slider :

“It’s pretty incredible to think of how diverse humans are, but perhaps one of the ways we’re most diverse is skin color. A picture of Papis Loveday and Shaun Ross, shows that better than most. Shaun Ross is an albino model, who also happens to be African. He has, perhaps, the whitest skin of any human being. Meanwhile, Papis Loveday has what looks to be the darkest skin of any human being. Quite impressive to look at”

Lamutamu.com has a bunch of photos of their photoshoot!!!

I love this.

They’re so beautiful

Assumed it was makeup on the guy on the right. Wow.

Liberals explode with racist vitriol against Justice Clarence Thomas after affirmative action ruling

poorrichardsnews:

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Liberals love to point the finger at Conservatives and slander them with accusations of racism.  However, if liberals were intellectually honest, they’d be looking for racist in the mirror.  

The response on Twitter to yesterday’s Supreme Court ruling upholding Michigan’s ban on affirmative action is a perfect case in point:

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And my personal favorite example of clueless race-baiting stupidity:

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Here’s why I call that stupidity: Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.’s preached that we should judge people “not by the color of their skin but by the content of their character.”  Affirmative action does the exact opposite, it elevates certain groups over others precisely because of the color of their skin. Affirmative action is the antithesis of what Dr. King advocated. 

What Michigan’s law did, and what the Supreme Court overwhelmingly upheld yesterday, is disallow colleges from unfairly admitting students to their universities simply because of what shade of melanin they were born with. 

Liberals have a nasty tendency to attack any black person who disagrees with their view of what a black person should be.  Instead of providing intellectual thought about the issues at hand, they go straight for the “Uncle Tom” card.  That’s because for most liberals in America, what matters is not the content of your character. To them, it’s always about the color of your skin. 

Those tweets. Good Lord. Buncha idiots.

I love how the red head is kinda fighting a grin in that last shot. Not sure if its cus of the skit/joke or cus this means he’s her fave…

Well.

Well.

Dicking Over Your Grocery Bill

andythanfiction:

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At the moment, my parents pay for the food in return for me doing all the cooking.  This is a good arrangement.  HOWEVER, I have lived on very, very, very broke, and I’ll give you my ten best tips:

1. Racism and classism cost money.  Basmati rice is $3.99 for a 1-lb bag at Fresh Market, the upscale and very white “nice” grocery store.  Star anise is $5.99 for a teeny bottle with four stars in it.  BETTER Basmati rice is $11.99 for a TEN POUND bag at the Pan-Asian market in a shittier neighborhood fifteen minutes away, and star anise is 89 cents for a baggie of a dozen really fresh ones at the Tienda.  Oh, and blood, marrow, fish heads, and organ meat are amazingly flavorful, nutritious, go a long way, and are usually dirt cheap.   

2. Buy in bulk.  Get that 10lb bag of rice, the 50lb sack of flour, the 3 gallon jug of cooking oil.  FIND places to keep it, even if it’s under your bed.  It’ll save you so much money.  (If possible, find a co-op or natural food store that lets you buy in ACTUAL package-free bulk…it can be even cheaper sometimes)

3. Make your own bread.  It really doesn’t take hardly any time once you get used to it (you can do it during the commercials of your favorite show), it’s better for you, tastes better, fills you up quicker, and it’s like 20-30 cents a loaf.  

4.  Pay attention to Craig’s List for people giving away excess produce and keep an eye on people in your area who may have fruit or nut trees, even if you live in an urban or semi-urban area.  When it starts bearing heavily, many people are all too eager to get rid of the proceeds for free.  

5. Learn how to preserve and store food.  Not canning - that takes equipment that costs money.  Drying, salting, smoking, freezing, candying, etc.  People been doing this shit for centuries.  That way when someone offers you sixteen pumpkins left over after Halloween or three big grocery sacks of zucchini or cabbage is 19 cents a pound, you can say yes.    

6. Processed shit costs more money.  Even ramen…oatmeal and rice and bulk-bought pasta are cheaper.  Cook with whole foods and simple ingredients.  Get your flavor from spices, chilis, and vinegars -which are dirt-ass cheap if you buy them from “ethnic” sources - not from expensive fats and meats and sugars and mixes.  Stop and consider how much your “cheap” junk food really costs…those potato chips?  That’s a 1oz bag for a dollar.  They’re SIXTEEN DOLLARS A POUND.  Most places, that’s more than LOBSTER.  Or, y’know, a 5lb bag of potatoes for a buck.  How’d you think Dick Roman was raking in so much money?

7. Make big batches of things and freeze individual servings in baggies or bowls, then you have your own microwave dinners and only have to cook once or twice a week…or once or twice a month if you plan well.

8. Keep a zippy bag of nuts and dried fruit in your pocket or car. It’ll help keep you from buying stupidly expensive impulse food because you’re kinda munchy or having a blood sugar or protein crash.  

9. Get all the local coupons, fliers, and special announcements from your local grocery stores and spread them out once a week, then make a menu and a shopping list that takes advantage of good prices and treat it like the fucking Word of God…but then add two bucks to buy yourself whatever catches your eye.  If you feel like you can splurge on that single-serve Ben and Jerry’s, you’re less likely to impulse buy the $6.99 quart of Breyers.

10. Use less but better.  A tablespoon of 6.99/lb quite nice bleu cheese from Trader Joes adds more flavor to a pot of pasta than an entire 4oz bag of 1.99 mild cheddar shreds…and in the end you’re spending 21 cents instead of $2 on the cheese for that dish.  Chicken thighs are more flavorful than breasts.  You don’t need THAT much meat.  Molasses more flavorful than brown sugar, etc.  

Yes, I know that this stuff seems intimidating.  And it DOES take some learning.  But the knowledge is out there for free, and once you DO learn it, you’ll discover it actually is healthier, cheaper, tastier, and faster.  That whole idea that it’s oh so time consuming to cook for real or that you need a massive kitchen is bullshit.  I’ve baked bread in a rice cooker on my bedside table using one bowl and while watching a movie.  Brittany and I lived for three months in a semi-urban area on $80 worth of food plus what we could forage and barter, cooking with only a crock pot, a rice cooker, and a hot pot and six milk crates as our pantry shelves.  And our friends envied our meals all over our Facebook posts.  It can be done.  Illiterate six year olds in hellish conditions in developing countries do it.  So can you.

ladyinsanity:


Creating your Inquisitor begins with the first choice. Tell us if you’ll pick Female or Male. #DAI
(via @DragonAge) 

What will you choose?
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Female Dwarf. Leaning toward rogue at the moment. :)

ladyinsanity:

Creating your Inquisitor begins with the first choice. Tell us if you’ll pick Female or Male. #DAI

(via @DragonAge

What will you choose?

Read More

Female Dwarf. Leaning toward rogue at the moment. :)

"Grey King"? Since when were there minotaurs in Enedwaith? o.O

2ndplaceofkirkwall:

Dragon Age: Inquisition

Varric Tethras, ladies and gents.

vpacheco1984:

continueplease:

xaldien:

continueplease:

dragonageconfessions:

Confession: Despite all the flak Anders got for his comment if Hawke gives Fenris to Danarius, I think he was just being a snide asshole, not pro-slavery. Given everything we know about Anders, I don’t believe he meant it.
 

lolI love people that defend Anders.
Anders is like the embodiment of privileged asshole that fits into -one- oppressed group & refuses to stop focusing on himself for like two solid minutes.  Anders is like a fucking allegorical tale of the homosexual, White male rich boy that thinks because he’s gay he can say the n-word and treat women & homeless people like shit.
Dear Anders-stan:You do not tell a guy that literally JUST ran away from a place where he was a slave that he should go back there.  You don’t have to be pro-anything to be a huge fucking part of the problem.
HERE’S MY ANDERS HEADCANON:Entitled homicidal terrorist.

His approval goes up if you go through with it. He outright APPLAUDS Hawke as Fenris, betrayed by his best friend, utterly heartbroken, and not even having the will to fight against being re-enslaved, is taken away in chains. Complete with the knowledge that Fenris will have his mind wiped of his time as a free man. 
He did mean it. He supported the re-slavement of Fenris as a whole. 
Anders is a total fucking hypocrite, and is, overall, a terrible person. 

BOOM! THERE!  YES!(and maybe the word “boom” is a bit problematic when talking about Anders.  *cough*)

And so is Fenris. Also don’t forget. You get approval points from Aveline if you turn Fenris over.

Normally I’d ignore this, but Aveline is my girl so, per the DA Wiki for the quest "Alone":
"Handing Fenris over to Danarius will result in Aveline: rivalry (+5)”
Those are NOT friendship points for turning Fenris over to Danarius. Those are rivalry points.
Aveline supports enslavement of her friend, you say. The hell she does, says I.

vpacheco1984:

continueplease:

xaldien:

continueplease:

dragonageconfessions:

Confession: Despite all the flak Anders got for his comment if Hawke gives Fenris to Danarius, I think he was just being a snide asshole, not pro-slavery. Given everything we know about Anders, I don’t believe he meant it.

 

lol
I love people that defend Anders.

Anders is like the embodiment of privileged asshole that fits into -one- oppressed group & refuses to stop focusing on himself for like two solid minutes.  Anders is like a fucking allegorical tale of the homosexual, White male rich boy that thinks because he’s gay he can say the n-word and treat women & homeless people like shit.

Dear Anders-stan:
You do not tell a guy that literally JUST ran away from a place where he was a slave that he should go back there.  You don’t have to be pro-anything to be a huge fucking part of the problem.

HERE’S MY ANDERS HEADCANON:
Entitled homicidal terrorist.

His approval goes up if you go through with it. He outright APPLAUDS Hawke as Fenris, betrayed by his best friend, utterly heartbroken, and not even having the will to fight against being re-enslaved, is taken away in chains. Complete with the knowledge that Fenris will have his mind wiped of his time as a free man. 

He did mean it. He supported the re-slavement of Fenris as a whole. 

Anders is a total fucking hypocrite, and is, overall, a terrible person. 

BOOM! THERE!  YES!

(and maybe the word “boom” is a bit problematic when talking about Anders.  *cough*)

And so is Fenris. Also don’t forget. You get approval points from Aveline if you turn Fenris over.

Normally I’d ignore this, but Aveline is my girl so, per the DA Wiki for the quest "Alone":

"Handing Fenris over to Danarius will result in Aveline: rivalry (+5)Rivalry small

Those are NOT friendship points for turning Fenris over to Danarius. Those are rivalry points.

Aveline supports enslavement of her friend, you say. The hell she does, says I.

throwing-away-chestnuts:

MY JAW LITERALLY DROPPED, YESSSSS OMG

AND AND IT’S THE ORIGINAL MORGAN GROWN UP!!!

SHAWN LOOKS SO DIFFERENT. O.O